My left eye is flickering like crazy. What does it mean? What does it mean? Did I say that twice? Why yes, I did. Is it a bad omen? Should I throw salt over my shoulder?

*takes a sip of energy drink*

Wow... this tastes really good. Rockstar + coffee + energy + something else. Maybe I should go buy some more. *beam*

Right. So two days left. I'm starting to forget my name. And shake at random moments. Oh but I had a point to this post. I swear I did. I'll remember it as soon as my eye stops flickering.

-:-10 minutes later-:-

It hasn't stopped yet. What the heck?

Okay, back to my point.

Have you ever seen an absolutely gorgeous girl with a horrible looking dude? And then he dumps her? I mean, you'd think he'd be kissing the ground she walks on but he dumps her/cheats on her etc etc.

And conversely, have you seen an absolutely gorgeous guy with a not so pretty girl... let's be shallow, k? With someone who likes say...Camilla Parker Bowles (that's unfortunate) and they live happily together.

I know that most people will explain this saying that the guy knows how to look for personality yaddi yadda (and btw, this could work if the gender was reversed too) BUT according to Marginal Patch Theorem, IF

the guy is the predator and the girl the prey.. this behaviour is totally understandable and can be explained very logically...

see... if the guy is with the beautiful girl, he has access to other beautiful girls, each one being more beautiful than the other and as such, he doesn't need to stay with one very long before he can move on to the next patch girl.

On the other hand, the reason an ugly girl and a pretty guy last forever (or whatever constitutes for forever these days...3 years?), that means the guy's prey population is poor (ugly girls abound) and as such one patch is similar to the other so he might as well stay in the same patch, I mean with the same girl...

Hehe.

Should I put a disclaimer? This post was in no way meant to hurt anyone's feelings but is a result of too much coffee, not enough sleep and lewd I mean, lackluster theories from men who all have beards. 

I would write more but I have to go and learn how to claim possession on objects. In Korean.